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Book cover of “Me. Enough. Now.” by Euphemia van Dame – 30-day self-growth challenge

There is nothing wrong with you. The You is just buried.

30 days. One page at a time.
This book is not a guide. It’s a gentle confrontation.
A book for the days when you want to disappear.
But also for the part of you that still wants to come back.
No sugarcoating. No pressure. No self-help tone.
Just one raw section a day to help you feel again.
This is for you. Exactly now. Your chance to come back to yourself.

Promotional book card for “Me. Enough. Now.” by Euphemia van Dame – 30-day self-growth challenge with link to Amazon and BoD.
Promotional book card for “Me. Enough. Now.” by Euphemia van Dame – 30-day self-growth challenge with link to Amazon and BoD.
Promotional book card for “Me. Enough. Now.” by Euphemia van Dame – 30-day self-growth challenge with link to Amazon and BoD.
Funny survival guide book for modern couples - quietly rebellious and honest
Funny survival guide book for modern couples - quietly rebellious and honest

This is not a workbook. It’s a mirror.

Two books. One relationship. 30 days of radical honesty.
Not cute. Not fluffy. Not another “love language” quiz.
This is the raw stuff, the things you don’t say, the things you pretend not to feel.
Read it alone. Read it together. Fight a little. Laugh a lot.
It’s not therapy. It’s you two, unfiltered.
(Also: possibly the most brutally honest wedding gift ever.)

Promotional book card for “Ich. Du. Wir? – Frauenbuch” by Euphemia van Dame – relationship workbook, linked to Amazon.
Promotional book card for “Ich. Du. Wir? – Männerbuch” by Euphemia van Dame – relationship workbook, linked to Amazon.

You need both books
1x for men + 1x for woman

Du brauchst beide Bücher
1x Mann + 1x Frau

Promotional book card for “Ich. Du. Wir? – Männerbuch” by Euphemia van Dame – relationship workbook, linked to Amazon.
Promotional book card for “Ich. Du. Wir? – Frauenbuch” by Euphemia van Dame – relationship workbook, linked to Amazon.
Book cover for "Are. We. Ready? - by Euphemia van Dame" 30-Day challenge for parents

They don’t give you a license to be a parent but they probably should.

A 30-day challenge for the bravest kind of love: parenting.
This book is the crash course you never knew you needed.
30 days of real talk, uncomfortable questions, and inner child drama.
Read it if you're about to have kids. Or already do.
Because love isn’t enough. Awareness is.
Do not have kids before reading this. Seriously.

Book no.1
Book no.2
Book no.3
Book cover of “Rent me. Ghost me. Kill me.” by Euphemia van Dame - satirical survival guide
Promotional book card for “Rent me. Ghost me. Kill me.” by Euphemia van Dame – satirical survival guide, available on BoD.

A satirical survival guide from the frontlines of emotional real estate.

It’s not just about apartments, it’s about the rent you pay with your soul.
If you’ve ever cried in a furnished shoebox or got ghosted mid-lease: this one’s for you.
Brutally funny. Painfully real.
Like Hunger Games but with rental contracts and inner collapse.

(Also- housewarming gift for anyone who's just moved in or barely holding it together.)

rentme
Book cover of " Just another day in the system" by Euphemia van DameSatirical reflection on bureaucracy and absurd systems in everyday life

Ever tried calling a government office before 10am on a Tuesday?

This book is for you.
A darkly funny descent into the absurd rituals of modern bureaucracy – from tax forms to telephone hotlines that never answer.
We sign. We submit. We wait. We rage.
Because no one escapes the system. But at least now, you can laugh while you're stuck in it.

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Because “good enough” was never enough.

A satirical scream into the fluorescent void of modern work culture.
Endless hours. Constant pressure. And a to-do list that regenerates overnight.
You don’t climb the ladder. You bleed on it.
Read it at your desk. Read it in the breakroom. Just don’t let your manager see it.

coffee
Book cover of "Coffee. Gossip.Deadline" by Euphemias van Dame, satirical office survival.
Promotional book card for “Coffee. Gossip. Deadlines” by Euphemia van Dame – satirical log-book, available on Amazon
Promotion Buchkarte für “Kaffee. Klatsch. Deadlines” von Euphemia van Dame – satirische Bürobuch, verfügbar auf Amazon

Because “good enough” was never enough.

A satirical scream into the fluorescent void of modern work culture.
Endless hours. Constant pressure. And a to-do list that regenerates overnight.
You don’t climb the ladder. You bleed on it.
Read it at your desk. Read it in the breakroom. Just don’t let your manager see it.

The legend
Book cover of “The Legend of the Dutchess” by Euphemia van Dame - collaboration work
Promotional book card for “The Legend of the Dutchess” by Euphemia van Dame – collaboration work, available on Amazon.

She was born into privilege. She was forced into marriage.

She was forced into chains before she could even choose her own life.
A marriage she never wanted, a storm that changed everything, and a shipwreck that left her stranded among strangers. From the shores of Rotterdam to distant seas, The Dutchess became more than a girl, she became a voice for freedom.

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